Blackadder - What A Legend

If you've seen the TV show Blackadder, you'll probably agree that it's one of the greatest comedy shows ever made. I've never met anyone who watched it and didn't like it. I've been watching them all again recently and here's just a selection of my favourite quotes from the whole lot. Fans of Blackadder, enjoy!

Baldrick : Don't worry mister B, I have a cunning plan to solve the problem.

Blackadder : Yes Baldrick, let us not forget that you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head.

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"They do say, Mrs Miggins, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain.......... They are of course wrong, as you will soon discover...when I stick this toasting fork in your head."

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Blackadder:"Tell me, Brother Baldrick, what exactly did God do to the Sodomites?"

Baldrick: "I dunno, but I can't imagine it was worse than what they used to do to each other."

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Blackadder trying to annoy Dr. Johnson, the author of the dictionary.

BA: "in that case sir, i hope you will not object if i also offer the doctor my most enthusiastic contrafibularities"

DR.JOHNSON: "what, sir?"

BA: "contrifibularities sir? 'tis a common word, down our way"

DR. JOHNSON: "damn"

BA: "oh i'm sorry sir, i am anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such periconbobulations".

DR: "What, what, WHAAAT?"

King George: "er, Blackadder, go fetch the tea, will you."

BA: "Certainly sir, i shall return.......interfrastically"

2 minutes later, when re-entering the room with the tea.

BA: "Leaving already Doctor? not staying for your pendigestatory interludicule?"

DR JOHNSON: "No sir, show me out!"

BA: "Certainly sir, anything i can do to facilitate you velocitous extrumurisation."

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Baldrick: "But my lord, i've been in your family for generations."

BA: "So has sifilis, now get out."